Пластика [ Plastika] [English translation]

Fashionable magazines, bright pictures

Models, Apollos...

Come in and buy a body,

According to the model and fashion.

You'll forget all your woes,

All the grudges of the disabled,

The gates to heaven open -

Pick a body for yourself, come pick! ;-)

We're on standby, we'll always come to the aid

Of one dude, more specifically, God himself

The guy has a lot of people in his long list...

It's fashionable to be beautiful, and you were born hideous -

Flustered busy God has forgotten you along the way,

So bring us your money and you'll get your skin tonus.

Any kind of oval for your face, even a cone;

Who, by the way, do you want to look like?

Plastic surgery - your salvation!

Fantastic - the sum doesn't matter!

Plastic sugery - a bit of patience,

And everything's OK, everything's OK, everything's OK!

Plastic surgery - earth-quaking!

Fantastic - look, everyone's amazed!

Plastic surgery - it's Judgement Day!

Boom! She like, like boom! What buns!¹

It's just that your talent lacks

Implants and preservatives.

In this business, you're outside the law

Without hormones and silicone.

Leave all the doubts to the poor,

And join our sect.

"Children, come stand in a circle!"

Come make acquaintance, this - is the plastic surgeon.

Chest creeping down and seemingly slipping away -

We'll return it to its historical place.

Since we're not the doctors that would start to treat you -

Look at the chest! Footballs.²

Your gut drowning in a wave of cellulite?

Be at ease, the doctor knows what the issue is.³

Your road to book covers and screens is closed?

It's simple with us - just open your pockets!

Plastic surgery - lies to the aid!

Fantastic - money means nothing!

Plastic surgery - accept our congratulations,

It's your great luck, and it spites all your girlfiends!

Plastic surgery - earth-shaking!

Fantastic - look, everyone is amazed!

Plastic surgery - the right decision!

Boom! She like, like boom! Bbbuns!

Nose losing shape, an ailment

Interrupted metabolism, celluloid tissues

Growing in an ugly foam,

Skin as if made from plastic,

Basically like a mannequin’s,

Used to be 36.6, 120/80, and now it’s 90-60-90!⁴

Plastic surgery - body composition,

Fantastic - subtraction and multiplication,

Plastic surgery - you have a complication?

Bad luck, it’s just bad luck!

Plastic surgery - how are you feeling?

Plastic surgery - medical verdict:

You ended up just as stupid as before.⁵