Conclude a Jamba supscription
Have an interview with Bravo magazine
Scandals in the BILD newspaper
Best uncensored and wild
Sing hits for the kids
Boy, this sells really good
Try to be present everywhere
Be on first-name terms with Banaroo
For the dear Mr. Bohlen
Yes there's something to catch
You're part of the Recall in Berlin
You are being dissed by Detlef D.
Sing a song for Radio Gaga
Dress like Lady Gaga
Then you are a Superstar
Who never was one
(And never will be one!)
That's all just just ...
Pla-Pla-Plastic, Plastic in every format
Pla-Pla-Plastik, packed for consumption
F*ck the castingshow
What you do there is a pure waste of time
You feel fooled?
Well, you are worthless without charts
That was decided
So be a part of this game
Have a solo project and no pogo
Wear Polo, be a guest at Logo
And when you're not hip anymore
Come undone and then come back
Always stay single
Because that makes the money
Then you are surrounded
And you have fans
Who sing something
Do something in the mainstream
That's the way to get famous
If you want to attract people
You musn't be part of a band
That's all just just ...
Pla-Pla-Plastic, Plastic in every format
Pla-Pla-Plastik, packed for consumption
F*ck the castingshow
What you do there is a pure waste of time
Don't be so critical
Wear a British style
That's cool because it's hip
Show that you are a king when it comes to clothes