I'll tell you once,
I won't tell you twice,
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice.
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
I've laid the seed, it should be all you need.
You're as sensual as a pencil.
Wound up like an 'E' or first string.
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice.
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
The Transducer will seduce ya.
Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss.
You'd better wise up.
Build your thighs up.
You'd better wise up.