I aint no drunkard and no boozer
Vodka and wine is not for me
I've got an ulcer and I'm not allowed to drink
Though I really want to, Believe me, my friends
So I'm left with doing heroin and smoking (1)
Since doctors have forbidden me to drink
But good dope is quite expensive
Poppies, marijuana, cannabis and methamphetamines
Aaaaaaaa....
Aaaaaaaa....
Everyone is trying to be a user
Everyone wants to sniff drugs or drink
Even those who sit on the pot are drinking (2)
Until it hits them straight in their brainless head
They drink Chlorofos and inhale petrol (2b)
Or run to buy booze in the store
Or they wind up BF glue on a drill bit (3)(3a)
Or make homemade moonshine to spite the authorities
Aaaaaaaa....
Aaaaaaaa....
The joint gives me the best kick
Only I gotta empty my pockets for it
I wasted all my money, like the last fool
Winnie-the-Pooh was right after all
After all, smoking joints is a tricky affair
Every thing either exists or it does not (4a)
A joint, i don't understand the secret behind it
If you have one, then he's immediately gone. (4)
Aaaaaaaa....
Aaaaaaaa....