Long Friday1
Long Friday
On Fridays I'll drink beer2 el presidente you can call me sale3
My self-esteem is safe like a banker's on a Thursday at Kalle4
If sins have already atoned for, crucifixed beard guy
Then this is a buffet, why be humble if you're not poor
It's fun to see that a human can handle weeks without eating
But the mind is matte black if you try to be one weekend without drinking
Easter's family holiday is cute but I can tell that being black out drunk, it's a mistaken holiday
But home is the most dangerous place in the world, look it up on Google
It's long Friday again, it should only be once a year
Long Friday, I sing through Saturday too
Long Friday, it should only be once a year
Long Friday, I'm not getting up even on Sunday, ay ay-ay
It's long Friday-ay-ay, ay-ay
It's long Friday-ay-ay, ay-ay
It's long Friday-ay-ay, ay-ay
(Is long as well5)
I carry my cross via dolorosa vodka soda I feel like coma
Heineken6 I want to fly, fired from work7 we're going in the night
No rest days, I'm thirsty, only party days, it's a monotonous schedule
Year as long as a famine year, a mountain made of pints
I demand more drinks again, this is a personal Stalingrad
A scout party with skiis on their feet, a fund like an empty cash register
More MDMA8 I get banned by the bouncer again
Snow won't carry a skiing folk, that's why I'll get hangover
Finns are known as a sober folk until Jaloviina9 is opened
It's long Friday again, it should only be once a year
Long Friday, I sing through Saturday too
Long Friday, it should only be once a year
Long Friday, I'm not getting up even on Sunday, ay ay-ay
It's long Friday-ay-ay, ay-ay
It's long Friday-ay-ay, ay-ay
It's long Friday-ay-ay, ay-ay
(Is long as well)
On Fridays I'll drink beer el presidente you can call me sale
On Fridays I'll drink beer el presidente you can call me sale
On Fridays I'll drink beer el presidente you can call me sale
I'll drink beer I'll drink beer
El presidente you can call me sale
Long Friday again, it should only be once a year
Long Friday, I sing through Saturday too
Long Friday, it should only be once a year
Long Friday, I'm not getting up even on Sunday, ay ay-ay
It's long Friday-ay-ay, ay-ay
It's long Friday-ay-ay, ay-ay
It's long Friday-ay-ay, ay-ay
(Is long as well)
1. Pitkäperjantai (without space) means Good Friday2. Galeks, galeksi, galex, galexi - all slang for kalja, meaning beer3. Sale is an affectionate nickname for the 12th and current president of Finland, Sauli Niinistö4. Kalle references a night club in Helsinki called Kaarle XII, especially famous for its Thursday nights5. The original Finnish lyrics lack a subject6. Literally "straw shoe", but I presume that heinäkenkä here refers to a slang word for Heineken-beer7. "Saada kenkää" means to get fired; literally "to get shoe"8. Mämmi is an infamous Finnish dessert made from rye, but I presume that the words mean acstasy rather than dubious-looking porridge9. A well-known cut brandy in Finland