Pigeon Toes lyrics

Made a tourniquet from the tassel of a graduate

Left high and dry at the altar as

Those wedding bells sing "ding da dong"

And we sing another sad song

We tried a more vivacious melody

But it came out wrong

How could you come here and say that?

How could you come here at all?

Oh, I'm not a fool

But my pigeon toes are blistered

From pacing every night in the gravel outside your house

Give it a try, give me some kind of sign

Give it up you pathetic split pea soup drinker

Give up the ghost as a tip to the hostess

Made myself a part of it

A part of it

How could you come here and say that?

How could you come here at all?