Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases
WOW! WOW! WOW!
I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!
WOW! WOW! WOW!
Boil it so easily
Mix it so greasily
Stir it so sneezily
One! Two!! Three!!!
One for the Missus
Two for the Cat
And three for the Baby
PIG!!!!