Phantomcat of Meowloween lyrics

Ding dong

Blanket ghosts filled their baskets

As I sneaked out on my tippy toes

Roaming the back roads

With your neighbour’s jerky in between my teeth

I skipped across the street

Thinking about the feast featuring my new treat

A light shined on me

OUT OF HIS BODY HIS NINTH LIFE FLEW OUT

HURRIED HOME TO HIS HUMANS

Hooman, can’t you hear my meows?

I’ll scratch up your couch

Attend to me now

You can even smell my paws

HE BECAME A GATO GHOST ON HALLOWEEN

Tu tuna na natto to toy oy oy? oy oyster sauce

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Tiger the American Short brought me Greenies

Felix the Rex got me Wellness Core

Kibbles I purrfer

Sherlock the Ragdoll has canned food for struvite

Thanks, my bladder’s fine

A HEALTHY FELINE

Here comes Kinako the Scottish Fold

With her imported Churu paste

What an exotic taste

THE STUFF WE ALL CRAVE

Yet I still get excited

When my hooman buys that good old Kirkland brand

Everyday, refills my bowl left on the patio

Since that night years ago

UPON THE CLOUDS, THE MOON, HE MEWS

ANNOUNCING TO HIS HUMANS

Tonight I’ll poo in your garden

And bring you dead rodents

Knock off your philodendrons

Come pet me in heaven

HE’S THE PHANTOMCAT OF MEOWLOWEEN

Tu tuna na natto to toy oy oy? oy oyster sauce

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