Пердун [Perdun] [English translation]

I'm actually a good guy

I'm not deaf and I don't piss my pants(1)

And when I'm awake I'm a good guy

Only when I fall asleep

I just can't help but fart

That all the flies are falling dead out of the air

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And why o why,

I can't understand it myself

I'll just lie down and get ready for bed,

And pass gass from out of nowhere

And my wife, her gas mask

She puts on when I fall asleep

And all my farts

Are explosive ones,

My wife is screaming from anguish at night

I'll lay down such a stench

That if you strike a match

The whole chamber will blow up.

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(INTERLUDE)

I'm actually a good guy

But when I let one rip

It will fog up every window and hurt your eyes

Bedbugs and flies are dying,

There's fresh air everywhere, but this place

Is (no longer) a room, but the "gas sektor". (3)

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