I'm actually a good guy
I'm not deaf and I don't piss my pants(1)
And when I'm awake I'm a good guy
Only when I fall asleep
I just can't help but fart
That all the flies are falling dead out of the air
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And why o why,
I can't understand it myself
I'll just lie down and get ready for bed,
And pass gass from out of nowhere
And my wife, her gas mask
She puts on when I fall asleep
And all my farts
Are explosive ones,
My wife is screaming from anguish at night
I'll lay down such a stench
That if you strike a match
The whole chamber will blow up.
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I'm actually a good guy
But when I let one rip
It will fog up every window and hurt your eyes
Bedbugs and flies are dying,
There's fresh air everywhere, but this place
Is (no longer) a room, but the "gas sektor". (3)
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