Pennywise vs The Joker lyrics

Are...you...ready...for...

(Cartoon Beatbox Battles?)

Ladies and gentlemen, 

Welcome to another episode of the Cartoon Beatbox Battle

(Cartoon Beatbox Battles)

Last time on Cartoon Beatbox Battles, 

Things got a little crazy with Pikachu and Groot

Pikachu electrified the ring with some crazy beatboxing skills,

But Groot had everyone dancing with his beatboxing remix to Gangnam Style

You guys voted, and Groot will be going on to the next round

(I am Groot?)

Are you sure?

(Uh...)

Uh, ok, alright, yes, you are Groot

That is Groot, ladies and gentlemen

Alright, um, today's battle is going to be a little scary

In this corner, weighing 180 pounds, and a height of 6 foot 3 inches,

He can shapeshift, regenerate, 

And hopefully he won't be in any of my dreams.

Look up the definition of the word evil and you'll see who we have here today,

Pennywise!

That's Pennywise, the dancing clown!

Do you want a balloon, Ase?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I, I, I don't want a balloon

It's, it's ok, you can, uh, you can keep it

Ok, um, uh...

In this corner, weighing 192 pounds and a height of 6 foot 5 inches, 

He's a skilled chemist and has a genius level of intelligence

He broke out of Arkham Asylum just to be here with us today,

He is the prince of crime, Joker!

Oh, thank you, thank you

Some of you may not make it home tonight, 

But thank you, thank you

What?!?

Don't worry about it, don't worry

But tell me...would you like to see a magic trick?

Ok, so, Pennywise is going up first

Uh, Pennywise, are you ready?

Alright, uh, here we go, in three, two, one, go!

[Pennywise beatboxing]

Ready or not, here I come

You can't hide

I'm gonna find you and eat you slowly

Ready or not, here I come

You can't hide

I'm gonna kill you just like little Georgie

...balloon....balloon...

Time to float the...balloon...balloon

Oh, what a scary performance by Pennywise! 

But it looks like the Joker is unphased!

Of course I'm unphased.

He's as scary as Batman when he's on the toilet. 

Uh, what?

Have you ever heard Batman when he's on the toilet?

Where's the toilet paper? Alfred! Alfred!

Oh, I, uh, I see.

Well, it's your turn to show us what you got.

Are you ready, Joker?

Oh, yes, I'm ready.

Ok, well, here you go, in three, two, one, go!

Now this is a story all about 

How I made this clown turn upside down

What I'm about to do to you is just not fair, 

But I'm gonna take you down 

Like the kids you couldn't scare

[Joker beatboxing]

Come on, why so serious?

In the boxing ring, in the other corner, 

The big clown with teeth like a gopher

If you wanna go in here, you might go blind

'Cause you'll find I'm already outta my mind

Come on, why so serious?

You're a clown, you should laugh like this: [beatboxing]

You can't kill me, Joker

You're right, but we can kill him

(Cartoon Beatbox Battles)

Alright, that's all the time we have for today

Uh, please like and subscribe this video 

And let us know down below 

Which one of these characters you guys think won the battle

Uh, thank you for watching Cartoon Beatbox Battles, 

I'm Verbal Ase, I'll see you guys later!

Wait, come back, I wanna show you my happy trick!