Peegelpõrand [English translation]

it was a Friday-night, another week was over again

I wanted to switch myself off, not to feel ashamed

I wanted to relax, a bit, I felt that my life was warping,1

since long had I felt a craving for partying

I looked at the clock, I had an hour and a half

I thought that I should help myself to looking the most recent cinematography

I prepared a cold drink for myself, set party-outfit ready

so that when the film had ended, I would be quickly fresh

I sank into an armchair,

rented a porn-movie

because I had a feeling

that I should rest my eyes

on pleasant naked bodies

the film got started but I had nothing to do because

the screen was filled with naked men only

who were lacking fig-leaves in front of their jöldös2

I kept waiting and hoping

when a woman would enter the game

so that this 'porr'3 would end

[porr which was] unearthly to me

Fags were doing squats on a mirror-floor

had no pants on, had no pants on4

I gave up on the movie

I wanted to go dancing because -

can you imagine? - I like to dance

I clarified5 where to go, a new club, I like it

I called a cab, sat into the backseat

I said, honourable taxi-driver, how about you

take me somewhere suitable for a gentleman

Taxi-diver Sergei was a very upstanding-proper man

a leather waistcoat, a golden chain and grandly6 moustached

his talk was gooey, it distracted-disturbed me a bit

because moustaches - well yes, ok... - but waistcoat is not sexy at all

He kept hurling weird hints,

made suggestions to me, great-fancy ones

I suspected him right away ...regarding about back-humping

suddenly he stopped, opened the door, said, we are h e r e now

I was there for the first time, wariness soughed in my ears

oh dear!

Fags were doing squats on a mirror-floor

had no pants on, had no pants on

I fled to the countryside, into forest, to granny´s place

where heteros, all, make hay and raise hens

so that slime of embarrassment could be coughed out of throat

and brown starfishes brushed out of [the mind´s] eyes

I drank lemon balm tea, ate fresh boiled eggs

and I jacked off [looking out] from hayloft to the/a gamekeepers daughter

Read me a fairytale, in the evening sleepily in a bed

asked I from grandma, Vikerraadio* was playing in the kitchen

There once lived a princess. Well, the beginning seemed propitious-benign

She was a bit different, trendy and fashionable

but it seems like at nights she tended to go somewhere

because her Jimmy Choo stilettos had lost their heelplates

Then a sleuth was sent to trail her; who went through a storm, blizzards

and arrived to a lake where a whole men´s choir on skates

was kissing, with their heads squaty7 doooo... don´t tell more

The fairytale brought the cauchemar8 back again to me

where

Fags were doing squats on a mirror-floor

had no pants on, had no pants on

1. put that 'a bit' where you wish yourself2. first time to encounter that word...3. I looked 'porr' up, officially it´s a bird4. it is unclear and maybe unimportant which crotch-covering leg-wear exactly, definitely not skirts etc5. like 'made up my mind'6. or 'awesomely', 'jõhker' means 'brutal' but it´s slang-meaning is vague like... mmm 'totally', you can help if you know a great one. his moustache probably was very outstanding7. kükkis peage = with a squatting head ... weird8. you can guess what 'naitmäär' means