Peach Pits lyrics

A peach has a pit

Though it is a whole

Peaches are not the pits

Nor the pits, a hole

A peach has fuzz

Though it is not fur

Peaches are not hairy

No need to coiffeur

So if a man is a peach of a guy

Is he then wholly the pits

Or is the shortage of the hair

The coiffeur's dubious glitz?