Pasta [English translation]

congradulations, we've been chosen the worst couple of the year!

and you have contibuted to it a LOT

get a cake and let's celebrate

the funny situation we got ourselves into is everywhere, in different languages

you've tried hard for it

let's highlight and not forget it

you can't tell stories to this baby

you can't get over things so easily

you can't cheat so openly

there's no way you can!

the truth is right in front of us

i've got evidence, too

i'll send them to you sometime,

not now, i've got business to attend to

you will go out the moment i puff on you

dreams are the only way you'll get to see me

trust me, on my happiest days

you'll be watching from the furthest row in the back!