[Refrain]
What would I do in heaven
When you fall asleep next to me?
Let him give it to others, heaven
I wouldn't want it
[Verse 1]
They say that to keep a couple together, you have to take care of it every day
These assholes don't know anything about love
Like I have to make an effort to listen to you, like I ever doubted
I'd love your flaws if I could ever find one
Nothing's changed since our first "I love you"
Our 2 weeks romance has been going on for 7 years now (paradise)
Your pain is my pain, my life is yours
Your family and mine are the same
I abandoned those bitches on the side of the road
I'm the one who should have doubts because you beat them all
I don't understand why you worry when you put on weight
That's my gain, so much more of you (paradise)
You'd be here if I had to start over
Reminding me of the real things, to calm down my neuroses (paradise)
I had a little devil on my shoulder, now I have your head on my shoulder
[Chorus]
What would I do in heaven
When you fall asleep next to me?
Let him give it to others, heaven
I wouldn't want it
[Verse 2]
Our love is the only truth
Our children will make the Nazis want to have mixed-race children
Hand in hand, old and wrinkled
We'll remember the parties we both used to do, smoking cigarettes, wasted
Dancing in the middle of the living room, you had to go to work 2 hours later
Eyes soaked in alcohol, disguised as Chopper
When you laughed at lamest jokes
When we used to give each other ridiculous nicknames
They say that time is a destroyer but time is not our enemy
Because the more I know you, the more blessed I feel
Blessed enough to take you to church
Say to the priest:"Forget the thing till death do us part, we will stay in this life" (paradise)
We'll have lots of kids because that's the only thing that matters
We'll sleep stacked like The Wild Things (paradise)
I'm finally gonna be able to settle down
The answer to all my questions falls asleep beside me
[Chorus]
What would I do in heaven
When you fall asleep next to me?
Let him give it to others, heaven
I wouldn't want it
[Outro]
Heaven, heaven
Heaven, heaven, heaven
Heaven, heaven, heaven
Heaven, heaven, heaven
Heaven