Para que piense un poquito [English translation]

The human being, sirs

is owner of a hole,

some have it big

there are medium-sized and little.

Some have it hairy

others have it hairless,

there are those who make it bigger

of putting their fingers on it.

It's an important place

that it's always so dark,

what inside is very soft

outside is hard.

In Lucia's one broke out

a painful zit,

she scratched so much

and left it without hair

Mrs Cata happily

told that Mr Juanito

using some drops

opened up the hole.

To the ill willed

I leave you a happy ending,

the hole is found

well placed in the nose.