(Mau- Mau, Ricky-Ricky-Ricky)
Ladies and Gentlemen
(Mau-Mau, Ricky-Ricky-Ricky)
This isn't a real life story
(Mau-Mau, Ricky Ricky Ricky)
But sometimes, I die of embarrassment*
What did you say? Mau y Ricky
I don't want to know your dad
Because I know that if he sees me, he'd kill me
How do I tell him that I'm crazy for you?
How do I tell him that you're crazy for me
And what would your mother say?
If she knew where I kiss you?
How would I tell her that I'm crazy for you?
How would I tell her that you're crazy for me?
Would I offend your father with my misplaced comments?
That when you get older you're going to be as good as your mother? (No, no, no, no, no, no)
Forgive me, I don't know if I can fix this
But not to worry, I can't stay
I don't want to know your dad
Because I know that if he sees me, he'd kill me
How do I tell him that I'm crazy for you?
How do I tell him that you're crazy for me
And what would your mother say?
If she knew where I kiss you?
How would I tell her that I'm crazy for you?
How would I tell her that you're crazy for me?
I can't look them in the eyes
Because they know everything I'm hiding
I can't look them in the eyes
Because I have red eyes
I'm not a bad guy, but probably
Your parents would think differently
Whistling and clapping
It was only an accident
I didn't know your parents were there
I drink too much, I smoke too much
They already told me that so strongly
That I drink too much, that I smoke too much
They already told me that and I didn't listen
I don't want to know your dad
Because I know that if he sees me, he'd kill me
How do I tell him that I'm crazy for you?
How do I tell him that you're crazy for me
And what would your mother say?
If she knew where I kiss you?
How would I tell her that I'm crazy for you?
How would I tell her that you're crazy for me?
Don't tell your parents
That you want to stay in my house (No, no, no, no)
Don't tell them where you're going
Not that I saw you naked or what we did once in your hou-
I don't want to know your dad
Because I know that if he sees me, he'd kill me
How do I tell him that I'm crazy for you?
How do I tell him that you're crazy for me
And what would your mother say?
If she knew where I kiss you?
How would I tell her that I'm crazy for you?
How would I tell her that you're crazy for me?
I can't look them in the eyes
Because they know what I'm hiding
I can't look them in the eyes
Because I have red eyes