Friends, neighbors, ladies, gentlemen,
If you're feeling underpowered,
I'll help you make amends,
Stick your weapon in the slot,
And let it change your luck,
Few things in life are guaranteed,
But I promise this wont suck
Punch your fists into the air,
And raise a rebel yell!
There's lotsa baduns out there
You need to send to hell.
With Pack-A-Punch I have a hunch,
Your problems will be gone,
But if you end up on the ground,
Sing a country western song.
Pack-A-Punch (everybody!),
Pack-A-Punch (yee-haw!),
Pack-A-Punch,
Pack-A-Punch,
Pack-A-Punch (everybody!),
Pack-A-Punch,
Pack-A-Punch (yee-haw!),
Pack-A-Punch (WOOOOHOO!)