Přívozska puť [English translation]

On Přívozská town square fully packed with people,

They all march like crazy in a state of frenzy,

A fat woman standing at the marquee's entrance,

Charges us five crowns and, welcomes as the hostess,

Come nicely inside here,

uncle, aunt and daddy,

what you will experience,

it's worth holding steady

Hesitated moment, then I said I'm going,

Setting an example to the population,

I walked into the tent, got a blow that I bent,

I flew across the tent right to the other end,

The security guy

grabbed me by my tie there,

He kicked me in the ass,

I see all the stars there.

So what was it like there they keep asking me out,

all I need now really is sick leave for my ass,

I say to myself son don't you dare show distress

not even a word say

and do not hold your ass,

I say all around me

it was really strange,

I'd gladly go twice there.

If I had spare change.

So one by one there goes the entire nation

there was almost half of Přívoz population

a cop got inside there, he was for a minute

got such a punch that won't be working in it

I'll exchange a hundred,

I'll buy a camcorder

I'll put it on Youtube

They'll lose their shit in order.

... Přívozská square