I am allergic to couples
I don't want to see couples
Since you left me
Couples are getting on my nerves
It makes me sick when they kiss
And stand in dark corners
Holding hands
Then I have to leave immediately.
Chorus:
I am allergic to couples
I'm sick and tired of couples!
They call themselves "bunny" or "little bear"
I turn away and knock on wood.
Do they have no home?
Can't they go away?
I really need a break
From your stupid dopamine.
Some cannot stomach nuts, olives or celery
I simply have a sort of acute couple allergy
Chorus:
I am allergic to couples
I'm sick and tired of couples!
They call themselves "bunny" or "little bear"
I turn away and knock on wood.
A long time ago I was part of a couple
Now I don't want to see couples
Since you left me
Couples are getting on my nerves