Pärchenallergie [English translation]

I am allergic to couples

I don't want to see couples

Since you left me

Couples are getting on my nerves

It makes me sick when they kiss

And stand in dark corners

Holding hands

Then I have to leave immediately.

Chorus:

I am allergic to couples

I'm sick and tired of couples!

They call themselves "bunny" or "little bear"

I turn away and knock on wood.

Do they have no home?

Can't they go away?

I really need a break

From your stupid dopamine.

Some cannot stomach nuts, olives or celery

I simply have a sort of acute couple allergy

Chorus:

I am allergic to couples

I'm sick and tired of couples!

They call themselves "bunny" or "little bear"

I turn away and knock on wood.

A long time ago I was part of a couple

Now I don't want to see couples

Since you left me

Couples are getting on my nerves