OK well , I had all the blames
Liar as an expert dentist
Dribbler like Scifo , but even ruder
Very soon I didn't want to work
And like Pinocchio but without the fairy
I wickedly lied , and I got by
I lied as often as one coughs
And my nose never got longer
I played so many bad tricks on the sly
- Believe me ?
- You're not worth one cent !
- I swear , Oualalaradime
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Ouala , oualalaradime
Ouala , oualalaradime
OK well , I was alike Canto
I would even talk to gulls in slang
I was Walter Hugo .. the poet !
Very soon I wanted like big boys
To play at being a cow-boy with fake bullets
Get alot of cash , and boom !
When I was 10 , I was so tough
I wanted to take driver's licence
To the instructor of a driving school
I said 'Sign that , I need a car'
- Believe me ?
- You're not worth one cent !
- I swear , Oualalaradime
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Then my mother , with blows of insults
Would say me 'Don't be so rude
Say hi when meeting an adult'
And me , being as stubborn as two camels
Arguing for a glass of water
I had to act like a good boy
But try to figure out why in the playground
It was the adult who would take off his hat
When I was 10 , I was fierce
They should have sewn my lips
I make stuff up but it's for the rhymes
I swear it on Sim
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My father was a bricklayer
And would break the news about his feelings to me
All that's left to do is to guess how
When I would get off my home in the morning
I would make all my friends believe
That to beat me , they had to be twenty
When I was 10 , I was angry
Nobody would never see my school reports anymore
I was under 18 but I had a major advantage
For having bullied the postman
- Believe me ?
- You're not worth one CFA franc !
- I swear on me !
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