In the past, I’ve often mistaken the Dutch for someone else, but that doesn’t happen anymore, ‘cause:
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Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange.
I’ll tell you people something about Holland:
We love the cheese from Holland,
the tomatoes anyway.
The licorice from Holland
makes the men horny!
I love to go to Holland,
but I’m happy that I’m not Dutch!
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Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange.
Hey Ruud, get your camper out of the way ¹
The people, who need it
buy something to smoke in Holland. ²
There are some beautiful tits
on the coastline of Holland
and we have therefore sworn
that we won’t lose against Holland.
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Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange.
And recently, some guy eating a doner said: ³
Hey, it would be much nicer without Holland
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Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange,
Only garbage men wear orange.
Nothing against Holland,
but I like the Netherlands better!