I went downstairs to the buffet
Of a small isolated train station
And I asked the waiter
One particular thing to see,
Some kind of equestrian attraction,
A spectacle partial to sex,
A show completely insane,
Exceptional and prohibited
A man wearing a rumpled suit,
Leading his mule by its tail,
Offered to present us
Some pretty, inexpensive girls
The men's faces were on the look-out,
The girls were laughing, wriggling
"Come on, Sirs, you must pay
Please hand out the money now"
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Slowly she came forward,
Kissed him, stroked him,
Crouching under the horsie
The animal loves it,
Ophelia is a zoophiliac
Understanding is difficult for me
I can tell by her fluttering eyelashes,
That girl is battery-powered
All around her, men were going wild
"Faster, naked!", they shouted out
And then, unable to hold out anymore,
He joined the girl and got down to it
The girl lathered herself with oil
And, encouraged by the shouts,
Wrapped her legs around him
That move, right there - it's priceless
And the man wearing a rumpled suit,
Leading his mule by its tail, said
"Come on, Sirs, you must pay
Please hand out the money now"
Some kind of equestrian attraction,
A spectacle partial to sex,
A show completely insane,
Exceptional and prohibited
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