Они Убили Кенни [Oni Ubili Kenni] [Russian translation]

The most high-profile crime is being investigated

In a city of South Park, population five thousands.

The question disturbing all the generation is

Who, when and why killed Kenny?

A lot of independent opinions has been collected.

As an exception we asked Kenny himself.

He was muedered on the night from Monday to Sunday,

During the rise of unrest in the republic of Kenya.

"Now this is my conclusion:

Kenny fell down the stairs and knocked his head against the step"

"Nah, it's much easier: during the ideology war

He died because of changing variables"

"Or maybe someone was in a bad mood

And wanted the room less crowded"

"Or simply to keep the room less crowded,

Someone decided to take a little target practice"

"And didn't find another target"

"I think the reason is atmospheric phenomena, moon eclipses..."

"Yeah, eathquakes"

"He was the reason to the Global Warming"

And because of that garbage they killed Kenny?

Bastards! They killed Kenny!

Bastards!

Bastards! They killed Kenny!

Those bastards killed Kenny again!

"The cause of death is exacerbation of latent migraine"

"Nah, it's an allergy to purple lilac"

"So the reason is medical error?"

"We can only hope that Kenny's death was painless"

"My intuition tells me he died because of laziness."

"Lenny Kravitz,"1

"No, a natural laziness!"

"Birth 2 laziness? Is this when they make a Caesarian?"

"A-a-ah, never mind!"

Bastards! They killed Kenny!

Bastards!

Bastards! They killed Kenny!

Those bastards killed Kenny again!

But Kenny is more alive then all the living, like mr. Lenin 3

And in the next episode he'll come out of the shadows again,

So someone else could undoubtedly cry:

"Oh my G-d! The killed Kenny!"

Bastards! They killed Kenny!

Bastards!

Bastards! They killed Kenny!

Those bastards killed Kenny again!

Bastards! They killed Kenny!

Bastards!

Bastards! They killed Kenny!

In this episode they killed Kenny again!

1. A pun here: "lenny" - laziness, Genitive2. one more pun3. I never heard Slot singing a third verse, so I missed it