Они Убили Кенни [Oni Ubili Kenni] [English translation]

The most high-profile crimes are investigated

Town - South Park, five thousand of the population

The question that excites the minds of a whole generation:

Who, when and why killed Kenny?

Mass of independent opinions is collected

As an exception, the most asked about Kenny

He was killed in the period from Monday to Sunday

In the midst of civil unrest in the republic - Kenny

- So, here I come to this judgment:

Kenny fell down the stairs head on stage

- Yes, everything is much easier - in a war of worldviews

He was killed by a change in the variable values

- And someone can be at the moment of bad temper

I wished that there were less people in the room

- Or the people in the room just were less

I wanted to shoot ...

- But there was no other target

- I think it's all because of atmospheric phenomena, lunar eclipses ...

- Yeah, earthquakes!

- He was responsible for global warming

- And did they kill Kenny because of this garbage?

Bastards, they killed Kenny!

BASTAAARRDDSSS!

Bastards, they killed Kenny!

And in this series again killed Kenny

- Cause of death is exacerbatingly latent migraine

- Ladies - is there an allergy on lilac's lilac flowers?

- So the reason, the treatment fails

- We can only hope that Kenny died without pain

- Instuition tells me that he was killed because of laziness

- Lenny Kravitz?

- Yes, her natural laziness

- Is the laziness at birth? Is this during a cesarean section?

- Ааааааааа, all passed ... it does not matter.

Bastards, they killed Kenny!

BASTAAARRDDSSS!

Bastards, they killed Kenny!

And in this series again killed Kenny

That's evidence - he died in prison

Came under disassembly - showdown

During these debates he have to butt on the hair dryer

And this kind of sayings just do not know Kenny

Yes, he was a drug addict, scratched by a syringe vein

Perenyuhal or sweet and sour plants

Or some kind of other crap -

More recorded in a medical bulletin

He was killed by jealous because he's a genius

Kenny wanted to drown in the sea of forgetfulness

As a result, no vulgar lyrical digressions

He drowned in the process of firefighting

Bastards, they killed Kenny!

BASTAAARRDDSSS!

Bastards, they killed Kenny!

And in this series again killed Kenny

But Kenny is very much alive - as Vova Lenin

And in the next episode he comes back from the shadows

Anyone could shout without a shadow of doubt -

My God, they killed Kenny!