On viatonta ja kainoa harrastukseni ainoa [English translation]

the day sets and the shadows sneak into the room

the last rays of the sun hit the man who's been drinking

the man has a crush on the woman who granted him with a smile

and in his dreams he is loving her

like after just stepping into the holy sacrament

it has been the tradition still in the first half of our century

to give this a lot of thought

horrible shivering is shaking him

the mans' heart is beating like a piston

what a woman!

the man affirms: i like the tune of this song

that is well said about masturbation

when you use the academic form like this

the dabbling doesn't soften the spinal cord

but is innocent and coy

this only hobby of mine

as you have the quota of intelligence

you can enjoy twice as much

with the academic misters