On the Tequila lyrics

Bring on the Tequila, oh

I'm fire on Tequila, oh

My friends and I meet hours before

We make some home-made pizza

We do some funny bits back and forth

My knees buckle, I laugh so hard

We might end three sheets to wind

And who knows where we'll wind up

All I know is there's a car waiting

And we'll figure that out after

I have to keep my eye on my old friend from high school

We've known each other for the longest time

She has trouble with her limits, so to speak

She can hoist a really good kick in the butt when she's excited

She doesn't do it so much anymore

'Cause we're all on to her

Bring on the Tequila, oh

I'm fire on Tequila, oh

Hostess most on Tequila, oh

Bestest friends on Tequila, oh

Then there's my other pretty friend from high school

The predator in me is put to shame by the predator in her

And know I've reeled it in

but it'll be interesting to see how much she's done as well

Then there's my friend from Chigago

God, do I love all people from Chicago?

All ready to light up the barbeque

And be the heartbeat on debauchery

Bring on the Tequila, oh

I'm fire on Tequila, oh

Hostess most on Tequila, oh

Bestest friends on Tequila, oh

Then there's my Canadian friend

What a fabulous mom she's become!

She's been tortured in this sense for the last many of months

For obvious reasons

She was like, "hey, where was this part of you when I wasn't pregnant?"

I laughed and did a shot in her honor

As I conversed with her belly

Bring on the Tequila, oh

I'm fire on Tequila, oh

Hostess most on Tequila, oh

Bestest friends on Tequila, oh

Then there's my Cupid friend

She sure knows how to dress, that one

She's a wise and worldly girl

But you gotta watch that medication

My favorite beverage is taken to a whole other level on it

I'm not worried about her, I'll coast around the room

While I trust she'll temper

My brother came to visit me

And now he's used to hanging with me and cracking up

But he had no idea about my built up tolerance

No idea about how manipulative I've become

I would surreptitiously put it in front of him without him asking

In a pretty little shot glass

His smirk and cackle would only egg me on

Bring on the Tequila, oh

I'm fire on Tequila, oh

Hostess most on Tequila, oh

Bestest friends on Tequila, oh