(K) I had warned you, he's just a douchebag
(L) A douchebag who kissed me well
(K) He never wrote a song for you
(L) If you ask for too much, you deserve...nothing.
(K) He was far too tall for you
(L) I liked how small I felt in his arms
(K) And he had no conversation
(L) You should be the one questioning that
(LK) We've known each other for so long
(LK) We only say the right thing at the right time
(L) You got it wrong1
(K) Me, I understand you
(LK) We are lost in our feelings
(K) Did he ever said sorry to you?
(L) For not putting away his underpants
(K) And did he say you were drop dead gorgeous?
(L) Does it count if it was the alcohol speaking?
(K) Did he introduce you to his parents?
(L) For once I found a charming guy
(K) See? He's not the guy for you
(L) I was OK with that, as long as he didn't realize it
(LK) We've known each other for so long
(LK) We only say the right thing at the right time
(L) You got it wrong
(K) Me, I understand you
(LK) We are lost in our feelings
(K) Hadn't he been getting a bit fat in the ass these last few months?
(L) Mmmm...
(L) I'd rather have too much than not enough.
(K) I bet he cheated on you
(L) Chloé cheated on him too.
(K) Me, I've got no trouble with Chloé
(L) You can't have troubles if you're a dummy
(K) True, we always talked quite openly
(L) Except about your brother in her bed
(LK) We've known each other for so long
(LK) We only say the right thing at the right time
(L) You got it wrong
(K) Me, I understand you
(LK) We are lost in our feelings
(K) You really fancied Blondie's hair
(L) Light chestnut, actually
(L) And frankly, you're practically a redhead
(K) You pictured yourself living in the same house
(L) I wanted him so much for myself2 every morning
(K) Let me tell you, you're better off on your own
(L) He really wants to have a row with me!
(K) That's when I find you the most pretty
(L) And what use is his advice anyway?
(LK) We've known each other for so long
(LK) We only say the right thing at the right time
(L) You got it wrong
(K) Me, I understand you
(LK) We are lost in our feelings
1. that can also be understood as "You're next to me" ("à côté" can mean "miss the point" or "be next to")2. lit "every morning of mine"