Om alt går til helvete [English translation]

Dear God up above, have you left me?

I'm sitting in my boxers and my girlfriend has gone to sleep

I said you can't leave me here without any luggage

Then someone threw a bag from Louis Vuitton out the window

So dear mother, do you have a couch your son can sleep on?

It was a poker game night the same day as payday

So know I don't have any money and my girlfriend has had enough

I need a hug, a place to live, at least a bathrobe

But if everything goes to hell

Then I can't miss what I didn't get

Because if everything goes to hell, then I have lived

I have tried as long as I could

So dear father, the youngest son didn't become a carpenter

Earned money by touring, but I drank it all away

So could you please transfer some more money

So that I can afford the transport home from the airport

But if everything goes to hell

Then I can't miss what I didn't get

Because if everything goes to hell, then I have lived

I have tried as long as I could

I am broke here where I stand

But I can't be bothered to work more this year

But if everything goes to hell

Then I can't miss what I didn't get

Because if everything goes to hell, then I have lived

I have tried as long as I could

And more than that you won't get