I gave in, caved in, gave it a try
Pictures, profiles, who-what-when-where-why
Messages, attention, oh what a high
Am I blind to find this better than reality?
In my life, I'm always a casualty of love
But the fantasy never goes far
No one's ever who they say they are
Tinder this, Match-com that
Plenty of Fish (but not for you)
eHarmony fell flat
J-Date playdate, Christian Mingle
Facebook status remains "Single"
Cursed in love, to hell with lust
OkCupid, I've had enough
I met one, met two, met three-four-five
Living, breathing, the illusion died
Awkwardness, tension, oh dear god why
Tell me why would I try virtual reality?
When brought to life, I'll still be a casualty of love
Because the fantasy never goes far
No one's ever who they claim they are
Tinder this, Match-com that
Plenty of Fish (but not for you)
eHarmony fell flat
J-Date playdate, Christian Mingle
Facebook status remains "Single"
Cursed in love, to hell with lust
OkCupid, I've had enough
I deactivated and deleted each app
Friend Finder taunted,
"Oh, you'll be back...
They always come back"
Because reality never goes far
No one's ever who they think they are
Tinder this, Match-com that
Plenty of Fish (but not for you)
eHarmony fell flat
J-Date playdate, Christian Mingle
Facebook status remains "Single"
Cursed in love, to hell with lust
OkCupid, I've had enough