I sing like dogs bark
I bark like men sing
I live like the funeral's protagonist
and I die a sperm's wedding
I waste checks that don't have any money
and I drink alone
for being abstemious
I suffer like the last big prize
I enjoy like the last big man without a prize
and I see you
with my eyes closed
I dream of you
with my eyes open
I go up to heaven
with a thousand sins
and I pray to get down to hell
I back out if you glance over me
out the corner of your eye
from a distance, I grab a jug
and I get wet
'cause my little red eyes get turned on
I back out if you glance over me
out the corner of your eye
from a distance, I grab a jug
and I get wet
'cause your little red eyes turn me on
I work in thinking a great thought
I think about working a great job
I cry like the last iron man
and I crack up1like I've just been castrated
I get dirty drug money
I give a dealer clean money
'cause a fish like me
won't drown in the water
unless it has a noose around its neck, yes!
I untie the knot inside your throat
I tie you to the front leg of your bed
I bury myself in the oven that's in your blankets
and unbury my sharp hatchet
I back out if you glance over me out the corner of your eye
from a distance, I grab a jug and I get wet
'cause your little red eyes turn me on
they turn me on because you're so hot
and my head's so bad
because sometimes it doesn't think
sometimes it gets overwhelmed
from time to time it's in the dark
from time to time it lightens up
I mix up bowling pins with bullets
I blend in with my guitar case
I shut up and say it all
and I open my mouth and don't say a thing
1. ("tronchar" also means "to cut off")