[Verse 1]
My clothes are on, my makeup's smeared
I'm looking crazy
Got numbers on my head
I'm such a freaky lady
My mouth is dry, I'm feeling kinda grimy
Cause a got this hangover to remind me
[Chorus]
Oh what a night, oh what a night
Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime
Done got myself too drunk to drive
Oh what a night
I left my car parked at the club
Woke up in the morning, can't find my truck
I barely made it home alive
Oh what a night
[Verse 2]
My rommie says I bought the club a round on my tab
And I was so far gone, she had to call me a cab
But I won't let nobody tell me nothing
'Cause all in all I had that party bumpin'
[Chorus]
Oh what a night, oh what a night
Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime
Done got myself too drunk to drive
Oh what a night
I left my car parked at the club
Woke up in the morning, can't find my truck
I barely made it home alive
Oh what a night
[Bridge]
Well, maybe I was trippin' just a little, who am I kiddin'?
Hanging with the boys too long, and I quit sippin'
Look at me buying bottles
It's for my team, I don't do it for the models, yeah
I still remember hanging at the bar
Hoping I could get a drink or two
From a player or a star
And now I got more money than the ballas
I'll take your number but I'll probably never call ya, 'cause
Baby, I'm a lil' bit buzzed
And right now you look good in this club
But it could be a whole 'nother sight
When they turn on the light
They turn on the light
[Chorus]
Oh what a night, oh what a night
Straight shots of Patron and a slice of lime
Done got myself too drunk to drive
Oh what a night
I left my car parked at the club
Woke up in the morning, can't find my truck
I barely made it home alive
Oh what a night
[Outro]
I hate to be a quitter
But I'm thinking 'bout my liver
And the liquour that I give it
It's gonna kill me even quicker
And I'm already a natural disaster
Don't need nothing to be taking me no faster
Yeah, I really gotta go and see my pastor
What a night!