Oh My God, Whatever, Etc. lyrics

Something's beating on the wall on the other side

Strange lovers moan each others names on by-hour sheets for the very first time

One of them James

The other's some name she changes every time she lies across his bed

But the light of the moon leads the way

Towards the morning and the sun

The sun's well on the way too soon to know and

Oh my god, whatever, etc.

If I could I'd fold myself away like a card table

A concertina or a murphy bed, I would

But I wasn't made that way so you know instead

I'm open all night and the customers come to stay

And everyone tips but not enough to knock me over

And "I'm so tired" I just worked two shifts

But the light of the moon leads the way towards the morning and the sun

The sun's well on it's way too soon to know and

Oh, oh my God, oh my God, whatever, etc.