Og deres lykke var gjort [English translation]

"I don't like what's strange"

"Neither do I," she told him

And from that day on, they were together

In prosperity without adversity

And their life was like an endless pop song

And then one day, something great happened

Securing their happiness

'Cause they were going to be mother and father

So they rushed out

To buy a station wagon

'Cause they needed a lot of space

In their tiny family palace

And their immediate happiness

Only needed the last bit

And then one night, the good fairy came

And turned Pinocchio into a real boy

Made of flesh and blood and the courage to say his opinions

And he liked to behave strangely

And he wished for a doll

And they needed a lot of space

In their tiny family palace

But their immediate happiness

Only needed one last bit

"Doctor, I think our son is crazy

He just told me he wanted to be a hairdresser

And we should never have let him take dancing lessons

Doctor, do you think our son is gay?"

"'Cause we don't have room

For strange people here in our palace

And we'd have loved to pay

But there doesn't seem to be a cure

For what's wrong"

"God, I think our son is strange

He's just shot me

With a riffle

In my heart

He cried,

'Now you may learn it!1 If you won't listen, then feel my pain!'"

He cried,

"I'm sorry, but there's no room

For your perfect palace

And I'd really like to be free

From your hypocrisy

And your immediate happiness

Is none of my freaking business"

1. Danish equivalent of saying "In your face"