(INTRO)
Soon after all of you have committed suicide
I'll sit in the bathtub with champagne,
And a cigarette with a mouthpiece,
And lament your death.
And of course, after a few hours
Of sitting in the water full of cigarette butts
It won't be so funny anymore
And I'll regret your death.
(SHORT INTERLUDE)
(REF)
And I will miss you,
And I'll go crazy,
Nevertheless, I will be happy with these horrors
When it will happen
(SHORT INTERLUDE)
Soon after all of you have committed suicide
I'll ride a bike wearing a tie,
And a mesh hat with a feather,
And lament your death.
And of course, after a few hours
Of pedaling uphill (and muscle contractions)
It won't be so funny anymore
And I'll regret your death.
(REF)
(OUTRO)