Come children and adults and you'll never forget
the fabulous show I'll present you.
While the tired century is getting near its end
cheer up, don't hesitate, you'll have a good time.
Take your places and everyone pay attention
the curtains are about to go up.
You'll learn here all the misteries of love
with Mr Casanova and his premature ejaculation.
Wicked blonde virgins will jerk off for you
while their fat stepmothers give you something to drink.
We also count with the inestimable participation
of the midget of Orquesta Mondragón.
Handsome young nazis will dance rock and roll
with a well known transvestite captain of the legion.
Later some doll all dressed in blue
will take of her little shirt and her short underbodice.
We also count with the inestimable participation
of Yvonne De Carlo and Jack the ripper.
The young Marquis de Sade will perform next
sodomizing a Sacred Heart nun.
Count Dracula sucks the blood of a spectator
when shots are heard and the prompter dies.
Take your places and everyone pay attention
the curtains are about
the curtains are about
the curtains are about to go up.