Ocupen su localidad [English translation]

Come children and adults and you'll never forget

the fabulous show I'll present you.

While the tired century is getting near its end

cheer up, don't hesitate, you'll have a good time.

Take your places and everyone pay attention

the curtains are about to go up.

You'll learn here all the misteries of love

with Mr Casanova and his premature ejaculation.

Wicked blonde virgins will jerk off for you

while their fat stepmothers give you something to drink.

We also count with the inestimable participation

of the midget of Orquesta Mondragón.

Handsome young nazis will dance rock and roll

with a well known transvestite captain of the legion.

Later some doll all dressed in blue

will take of her little shirt and her short underbodice.

We also count with the inestimable participation

of Yvonne De Carlo and Jack the ripper.

The young Marquis de Sade will perform next

sodomizing a Sacred Heart nun.

Count Dracula sucks the blood of a spectator

when shots are heard and the prompter dies.

Take your places and everyone pay attention

the curtains are about

the curtains are about

the curtains are about to go up.