I almost went crazy while watching a movie with my farther-in-law.
There was a werewolf jumping and roaring in that movie.
My father-in-law mumbled to me: "Of course, all this is lies".
But I will prove it to your satisfaction that they exist, exist, exist!
Personally, If I drink,
I will become a big pig.
Well, when I am very angry,
I become an agressive dog.
My father-in-law, having drunk his 6th glass, said: "My son-in-law,
When I'm very drunk, I'm peaceful like a butterfly.
I am calm like a python and tender like a calf.
If you retort against me, I will kick you in horn, in horn!!!' *
Personally, when I'm plowing,
I stir the soil as a bull does with its horns.
Well, when I drink a lot,
I will knock off the horns of any 'bull'.**
Having drunk some more bottles of vodka,
We turned into wild beasts,
We kicked everything around and each other, slightly,
Neighbors won't sleep until morning.
It's all because when I am drunk,
I become a big pig.
Well, when my father-in-law is drunk,
He is racing across the house like a raven horse.
Eventually, I and my father-in-law,
Yet have proven to all of you that werewolfs exist.
Werewolf!