Оборотень [Obraten] [English translation]

I almost went crazy while watching a movie with my farther-in-law.

There was a werewolf jumping and roaring in that movie.

My father-in-law mumbled to me: "Of course, all this is lies".

But I will prove it to your satisfaction that they exist, exist, exist!

Personally, If I drink,

I will become a big pig.

Well, when I am very angry,

I become an agressive dog.

My father-in-law, having drunk his 6th glass, said: "My son-in-law,

When I'm very drunk, I'm peaceful like a butterfly.

I am calm like a python and tender like a calf.

If you retort against me, I will kick you in horn, in horn!!!' *

Personally, when I'm plowing,

I stir the soil as a bull does with its horns.

Well, when I drink a lot,

I will knock off the horns of any 'bull'.**

Having drunk some more bottles of vodka,

We turned into wild beasts,

We kicked everything around and each other, slightly,

Neighbors won't sleep until morning.

It's all because when I am drunk,

I become a big pig.

Well, when my father-in-law is drunk,

He is racing across the house like a raven horse.

Eventually, I and my father-in-law,

Yet have proven to all of you that werewolfs exist.

Werewolf!