Obedience School lyrics

She is a little side of crazy

But I love her just the same

I'd let her have some Prozac

But the bottle bears my name

And she obliverates my pillows

Continues to act up

She calls me and chews my hand

That's why she's Thunder Pup

Somebody I know needs obedience school

Somebody I know needs obedience school

Obedience, obedience, obedience, obedience

Somebody I know needs obedience school

She chases cars, trucks, babies, children

And my cousin, Teddy

Kids on bikes, those strollers

And that's just a double-whammy

She won't stop barkin' throught the night

And keepin' me awake

Her squeaky toys are troublesome

And loud for goodness sake

Somebody I know needs obedience school

Somebody I know needs obedience school

Obedience, obedience, obedience, obedience

Somebody I know needs obedience school

Scratchin' my guests

Peein' in bed

Eatin' my bench

And my bedspread

Barkin' so loud

Chewin' the walls

Poopin' on the carpet

And halls

Somebody I know, needs obedience school

Somebody I know needs obedience school (Don't Bite!)

Obedience, (Sit!)

Obedience, (Stay!)

Obedience, (Show me!)

Obedience

Somebody I know needs obedience school