Ο Κύρης του Σπιτιού [O Kýris tou Spitioú] [English translation]

It's been 12 o'clock, where has she been again?

She's going to be here in a while, then I'll break her head!

But it's not you fault, the burden (responsibility) is mine

You've all become too courageous here

I'm going to make you cut this shit off

She won't be going outside at night and come home in the morning!

The neighbours watch her and they start chatting:

"I wonder why she isn't brought hime by some dude with a Mercedes"

I saw her in the corner yesterday, she was with a long-haired guy

They were all lovey-dovey and kissing

Bring me my slippers, Aspasia*, I'm gonna sit down

And wait for her until the Second Coming

Dad, daddy...

Welcome my beautiful, well brought up girl

Sweetheart, you're late, where have you been?

Were you solving exercises with Anna again?

I'm talking to you, look at me and not you mother!

Shut up now, I'm the one who's talking

Take a look at your watch, where have you been so late?

Is that how I brought you up, so you became a child of the street?

I don't want such things in my own house!

Lock up in your room, there's where I want you to be

And tomorrow I'll send you to be a nun with Metzelos**!

Where is my boy, he's late too

But he must be hanging out with some girl

He needs to get experiences, not to be a novice

Cause he's the one who'll become the master of the house!

I am the master, you are a sad dude

I am the boss, you are a troll

I am the head, basketball with Galis***

I'm the commander, but I'm Mithridatis**!

Hi daddy, I'm a liitle late because I'm having difficulties with a really fine chick

Her old man doesn't like that I'm around her

And he's always grumpy when I call her

When she returns home, he starts cursing her

And he stops giving allowance for like a month

"Stop flirting around" he keeps telling her

"You'll start doing such thing after you get married"

Oh, I didn't tell you about my sister, it just crossed my mind

I saw her on a scooter with a chimpanzee

He had a ponytail and a green jacket

And his ears were like Peter Pan's

That's what you daughter does, father, my friend

She hangs out with boys before she gets a wedding ring

I know this kind of tricks, I used to do them too,

But I'm a man, so I have an excuse

So father, show her from time to time

Who's the master of the house here!

Tell us who you are!

I am the master

The master of the house, of the balcony, of the living room,

Of the kitchen, the bathroom, the bathtub, my armchair,

The TV, my favorite TV show,

Of the dishes my wife washes,

I am the master of everything!