Oženi me babo [English translation]

Marry me, my father,

to an exraordinary woman

oh, oh, oh

She doesn't hide her flaws

she hates herself for being alive

oh, oh, oh

She neither cooks, nor sews

and she can drink more wine than three men

oh, oh,oh

She's shaking when she speaks

she's mad, and in pain

oh, oh, oh

I'm so sad that I could cry all the time

she can't do anything right

oh, oh, oh

While she's kissing me, she yawns

she can't sing but she does that (often)

oh, oh, oh

When everybody's working, she's sleeping

she starts to have headaches immediately when she wakes up

oh, oh, oh

Every day she's getting bigger

food is all her happiness

oh, oh, oh

When she wants to hug you

then she's larger than taller

oh, oh, oh

She's that fat she barely moves

neither God could help me with this

oh, oh, oh