I brought her home with me, gave her food and gave her drink
Treated her nice and told her jokes
I laid her down, and in my opinion was quite cute to her
Showed her love and caresses, asked her for this very thing
And the hands on the clock showed 2AM - But she won't put out.. (1)
(SHORT INTERLUDE)
Frigid women don't exist, only bad men
But since I didn't spin her around, didn't unbutton my pants (2)
Even tho I'd kill her she won't give in
She had me running around like a wild baor in musk(3)
And the hands on the clock showed 3AM - But she won't put out..
(REF)
Dear Ladies, don't you have four lips ? (3a)
Don't clamp them up, put them to use.
Dear Ladies, don't you have four lips ?
Don't clamp them up, put them to use.
(SOLO)
So what can I do, Having exhausted all my power
Now it's almost morning, I still try to persuade her (4)
But finally when things took shape - he left me hanging
He fell by half-past five, without another breath (5)
The hands on the clock showed 5AM - And I can't get hard..
Se had put on such an act, my virility had gone dead (5a)
And it would be better to say: Darling, come on, now..
Now she's dialing it like a joystick or a speed lever
Wiggling it this way, that way, but it won't stand up
And the hands on the clock showed 6AM - But I can't get hard..
(REF)
Pucker your sweet little lips (6)
Put them closer to my meat. (Kha!)