Nur für dich [English translation]

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Just for you, I went with you to "Bridget Jones."

Just for you, I started jogging

Just for you, I ran for hours and hours through this park

Just for you, I ate fat-reduced, fruity cottage cheese. [a.k.a. quark]

Just for you, I wore Birkenstock sandals in summer

Seriously, just for you. I had to pay for them, too!

Just for you, I claimed to hate Heidi Klum

Just for you! And you left me anyway.

Just for you. I did all that just for you.

Just for you. You completely derailed me.

Just for you. I was trustier than Olli Kahn!

Just for you. That’s definitely what people call "relationship insanity." [from a popular book title]

Just for you, I went to the christmas market.

Just for you, I read Harry Potter all the way through.

Just for you, I cleaned the toilet every day.

Just for you. And what did I get out of it?

Just for you, I pledged to give up alcohol.

Just for you, I set my Playboy collection on fire.

Just for you, I even wrote a love song.

Just for you. And you still didn't stay.

Just for you, this song used to be yours.

It’s not that anymore, because from today forward, it’s mine

I reworked it a little, and that makes me happy.

Now it’s just for me and goes something like this:

Just for you, I said your blue dress was nice

It was a lie - your ass looked unusually fat!

When it comes to parking, you’re the biggest failure of all time.

If your computer breaks down, try looking in the Yellow Pages

A person can easily use toothbrushes for two or three years.

You can stick "Sex and the city" in your pipe and smoke it. [not a fan]

Other than you, only old ladies drink Sherry

The prettiest woman on earth is obviously Halle Berry.

Just for you, this song used to be yours.

It’s not that anymore, because from today forward, it’s mine.

I also changed the melody, and that makes me happy.

I’ll sing it one more time for you, because now it sounds like this:

Na na na na na - Na na na na na na!

Pfrrr!