Nu ne mai trageți pe dreapta! [English translation]

- Sergeant Strawberry. Please show me your papers.

- I drank, it's true,

it happens to everyone,

but mister policeman,

I'm not drunk...

I just had a small vodka...

- Hold the Drunkometer, breathe in it,

hold on, don't lose your balance!

Let go of my cap, sir!

Don't drink again, please don't drink again!

- I drank, it's true,

it happens to everyone,

but mister policeman,

I'm not drunk...

I just had a small vodka...

(Chorus:)

- Mister policeman, I got drunk, I got drunk!

I know it's a shame, but this is what happened to me!

I want to keep having a license in the future, in the future,

so I beg of you, please, I beg of you:

Stop pulling us over!

Stop pulling us over!

Stop pulling us over!

Stop pulling us over!

- I don't even have papers, unfortunately,

my wife's got them all,

the sobriety deed... is with her as well...

- I can file a report,

I can make you a criminal record,

Yeah, I'm an awesome cop! Yeah, I'm awesome!

- I can file a report,

I can make you a criminal record,

Yeah, I'm an awesome cop!

Yeah, I'm awesome!

(Chorus)

- Please, I won't do it again,

just let me get to my bed...

I have bribe to give! I have bribe to give!

- I don't need bribing, yo!

I've been taking bribe all my life!

You hold on to my bribe,

take it to your wife!

(x2)

(Chorus)