Rap is in a bad place: testing us, shouldn't need to
If you're not calm, guys, I'll burn you, seriously crush you
Eighteen years old: that's the difference; at first, you raged about my age
But it's weird, when I rap, most people shut their trap because
I have a thousand and one flows, in my cave, I'm Oli Baba, huge
On the mic, I don't mess around, not for the bastards, I liked enticing them
In the street, we approach you, all the girls love you, it's great
You're gold disc but you don't know how to rap
Add "Wood" to "Oli", you find yourself at the movies
Bigflo told me: "Calm down, don't knock the weak"
The MCs are shitty, yes, the battle is uneven
So, if we kick it every time, we'll lose it
They tell me that in town all they talk about is guns
They drink, they smoke, they say "How's it going"
The people demand our pens because there's nothing valid
Since the era of IAM or Michael
Oli, dinner's ready! Yes mum
But don't shout too loud, they'll hear you on the record
Euh... Shit, it's recording? Yeah... Oh well
I accept my life a somewhat rotten poor nice guy
We'll see in ten years if these fake gangsters
Will have grown up; when life and time
Pulls on their wrinkles, it's creepy, the shit's finished
The empty fridge and the shopping trolley, the little one's stomach needs filling
Oli, calm down...
Too later, I'm already gone, I swear to you, life moves too fast
So we don't care about your music videos and your bitches
Dancing pressed up against your Ferrari
Why are you lying, Oli? You're like every teen
You dream of bundles of cash and even having a six-pack
I'm a bit crazy, no one has any idea
In the morning, I have to wake up all my personalities
Among the nerds and teachers
The Parisian bourgeois and rednecks
I don't know what to do anymore, from another planet
I live light years away, sorry, it's the time difference
My mouth is a gun, I'm pulling the trigger
Oli takes it to the next level, have you seen the top 50?
And all my childhood mates who do old school hip-hop
But, on their pitiful iPod, I hear the dance pop
Yes, I have rap in my blood; but from where?
It's funny, "they speak fast but we understand everything"
Thank you madam, you need to get used to it
Even if, in France, rappers don't know how to articulate
Fuck, but say something
Find yourself a speech therapist, a real job or a cause
Oli, why are you bitching about the others? You too, you make mistakes
Yes, I'm afraid of the dark and, when I'm alone, sometimes
I sing crappy songs while doing the dishes
However, behind the mic, who can test me, tell me?
Because I've been waiting for months for an artist to try
And what about the cash? I prefer the crowd
Too many guys went crazy after becoming millionaires
And what about your fans? We come from the future
So they are all visionaries
[Pre-Chorus : Oli]
We're coming from our planet, but the public aren't ready
Eh... Are you singing?
Since the year 2000, the guys don't know how to rap anymore
Oli...?
The fans are calling for us, looking out for the slightest sign of life
It's great
It's Bigflo & Oli, we coming to fill the void
[Chorus]
Talk about... talk about... us too, we can do it
Showing the... talk about... us too, we can do it
Talk about... talk about... us too, we can do it
But we prefer to leave the Earth, we're out of here
Come with us, there's still room
[Verse 2 : Bigflo]
I've come to humiliate you, to make a fool out of you
To mutilate you, you aren't immune, little visionary
I'll eliminate you, unlimited rhymes, you're not authorized
Seen your stupidity loser
You see it's easy to rap fast?
So you can delete some MCs from your playlist
Listen to this shit all day, it's painful
To think that, mostly, they do the rounds at some Zeniths*
But Flo, you bought a ticket... I know...
You need to stop, you're talking shit, I'm trying
But I clash with people I'm fans of, it's like that
As usual in my life, I'm uncomfortable in my own skin
Because, being human, it's humiliating
On my planet, I was already a thousand years old (a thousand)
One thousand yes, so understand that
I find you all so slow... Silence! What?
Flo, shut your mouth! Brother...
No seriously, you're talking to yourself! Shit
Normally they found me strange on the school playground
No one raps faster than us mate, you can time us
They want big guns, beautiful breasts, big fists
Friends, bribes, gossip
But I don't, I'm telling it to you frankly mate
All that is beyond me and the girls want:
"You're the woman of my life
You're the love of my life"
It saddens me to see bitches leaving school
Going crazy, giving in to their weak life, shooting up, spaced out
The escape, the drug, the movies, the cocaine listening to the crap
Changing mates, exchanging smokes, all this to end up pregnant in a car park
Biggie! But in the meantime, you don't sing! I know...
You need to stop being like this. I'm trying...
We'll see tomorrow
At Universal, rubbing my hands together
I have loads of rat carcasses in my 4x4
Spread yourself and scratch, you end up on four legs
You're Cartman because I cut you up into quarters
Attack, the bullet leaves and shatters you
Ah yeah... The guy seriously kicks
Easy to be the best in this rap of stupidity
I still have tricks up my sleeve, yeah I have loads of positions
Like Oli and Biggie, I don't see the masses
I'm mature in rap, it's the same in bed
She's extra virgin, like olive oil
Haha... Nah... Sorry Oli
Don't make easy rhymes, we promised each other
Of course, it pisses them off, it disgusts, it intoxicates them
But's it's cool, we hail from Toulouse and they're not ready
You're a sheep, not a wolf, why are you opening your mouth?
It's painful, it's intense, oops, it's the end of the verse
[Pre-Chorus : Bigflo]
We're coming from our planet, but the public aren't ready
Eh... Are you singing?
Since the year 2000, the guys don't know how to rap anymore
You see... you too
The fans are calling for us, looking out for the slightest sign of life
It's great
It's Bigflo & Oli, we coming to fill the void
[Chorus] (x2)
Talk about... talk about... us too, we can do it
Showing the... talk about... us too, we can do it
Talk about... talk about... us too, we can do it
But we prefer to leave the Earth, we're out of here
Come with us, there's still room
[Outro]
You're expected to send this CD to all of French rap
Tell them to go back to work...
Oli?
Yeah?
I think it isn't really for us here
Shall we go back?