Not Killin' It Today lyrics

Accidentally made a joke that killed your boner

And I woke up so hungover

And I didn’t even drink that much last night

And I hurt your feelings on the phone ‘cause I’m PMSing

And you sent the sweetest message

I forgot to reply and I couldn't even tell you why

Most days I’m hilarious, confident, and I don’t get jealous

And I'm sexy and I'm fun

Most days I'm affectionate and I love you like I invented it

I'm not usually this dumb, but

I’m just not killin’ it today

No today is not my day

Hahaha, gotta laugh

Someone please give me a break

It’s written on my face

I wanna cry and eat some cake

Try again tomorrow, babe

I'm not killing it today

No no no no no

No no no no no no

No no, no

I'm not killin' it today

Accidentally I sneezed and peed little

Looked in the mirror and my thighs jiggled

And it helps when you tell me I'm perfect but not this time

Most days I’m hilarious, confident, and I don’t get jealous

And I'm sexy and I'm fun

Most days I'm affectionate and I love you like I invented it

I'm not usually this dumb, but

I’m just not killin’ it today

No today is not my day

Hahaha, gotta laugh

Someone please give me a break

It’s written on my face

I wanna cry and eat some cake

Try again tomorrow, babe

I'm not killing it today

No no no no no

No no no no no no

No no, no

I'm not killin' it today

I’m just not killin’ it today

No today is not my day

Hahaha, gotta laugh

Someone please give me a break

It’s written on my face

I wanna cry and eat some cake

Try again tomorrow, babe

I'm not killing it today

No no no no no

No no no no no no

No no, no

I'm not killin' it today

No no no no no, no no no no no no

No no, no

I'm not killin' it today