Now listen, I think you and me have come to the end of our time,
What d’you want some kind of reaction?
Well okay, that’s fine,
Alright how would it make you feel if I told you that you
never made me come?
In the year and a half that we spent together,
Yeah, I never really had much fun.
All those times that I said I was sober,
Well I’m afraid I lied,
I’d be lying next to you, you next to me
All the time I was high as a kite.
I could see it in your face as you give it to me gentle,
Yeah you really must think you’re great,
Let’s see how you feel in a couple of weeks,
When I work my way through your mates.
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You’ve only got yourself to blame,
I’m gonna tell them that you’re rubbish in bed now
And that you’re small in the game.
I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,
Well you’re out of luck.
Yeah, lets rewind, let’s turn back time to when you
couldn’t get it up,
You know what it shoulda ended there,
That’s when I shoulda shown you the door,
If that weren’t enough to deal with,
You became premature.
I’m sorry if you feel that I’m being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I’m gonna do what you did to me,
I’m gonna reciprocate.
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You’ve only got yourself to blame,
I’m gonna tell them that you’re rubbish in bed now
And that you’re small in the game.
You’re not big you’re not clever,
No you ain’t a big brother,
Not big what so ever
Ahhhhhhhhhh etc.
I’m sorry if you feel that I’m being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state,
But now I’m gonna do what you did to me,
Gonna reciprocate.
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You’ve only got yourself to blame,
I’m gonna tell them that you’re rubbish in bed now
And that you’re small in the game.