Norwegian Boogie [English translation]

Well, you can stomp on my foot

Hit me till I'm bleeding

Give me a punch so that I fall and die

Kick my ass, kick my cock

But if you call me Norwegian, you're gonna get it

(There gotta be some fucking limit)

You can lit my house on fire

Take my Chevrolet

Take my wife too, I don't mind

Hit me yellow and blue, that's no problem

But if you call me Norwegian I shall punch you

(There gotta be some fucking limit)

Well, you can steal everything I have

Whip my children

Force me to crawl naked through the town

Tell my neighbours that I have a problem

But if you call me Norwegian, I shall punch you

Don't call me Norwegian

Don't call me Norwegian

Don't call me Norwegian

Don't call me Norwegian

Don't call me Norwegian

Because then you will get the heck of a punch

(What's the fucking point about calling me Norwegian, huh?

You can call me Scanian, Smalander and whatever.

And Stockholmer.

But if you call me Norwegian, damn you)

Don't call me Norwegian

Don't call me Norwegian

Don't call me Norwegian

Don't call me Norwegian

Don't call me Norwegian

Because then you will get the heck of a punch

(Howdy, Norwegian)