Well, you can stomp on my foot
Hit me till I'm bleeding
Give me a punch so that I fall and die
Kick my ass, kick my cock
But if you call me Norwegian, you're gonna get it
(There gotta be some fucking limit)
You can lit my house on fire
Take my Chevrolet
Take my wife too, I don't mind
Hit me yellow and blue, that's no problem
But if you call me Norwegian I shall punch you
(There gotta be some fucking limit)
Well, you can steal everything I have
Whip my children
Force me to crawl naked through the town
Tell my neighbours that I have a problem
But if you call me Norwegian, I shall punch you
Don't call me Norwegian
Don't call me Norwegian
Don't call me Norwegian
Don't call me Norwegian
Don't call me Norwegian
Because then you will get the heck of a punch
(What's the fucking point about calling me Norwegian, huh?
You can call me Scanian, Smalander and whatever.
And Stockholmer.
But if you call me Norwegian, damn you)
Don't call me Norwegian
Don't call me Norwegian
Don't call me Norwegian
Don't call me Norwegian
Don't call me Norwegian
Because then you will get the heck of a punch
(Howdy, Norwegian)