Non Sei Come Me [English translation]

You're not like me

You go out on Fridays, you're not like me

You work on Mondays, you're not like me

You sleep at night, you're not like me, no

Momma makes your toast, you're not like me

You tell them "No", you're not like me

You watch Big Brother, you're not like me, no

Evenings at the club, no, you're not like me

On Fridays you leave me behind (no, no, no)

On Mondays you eat lunch at my place (no, no, no, no)

You watch TV at my place (no, no, no)

You tell me every day "Yes" (no, no, no, no)

On Monday I wake up and don't even know where

I have the keys to a house, I don't even know where it is

I'm awake during the week, from weekend to weekend

I come back in the morning, I don't even know how

Uh, you get married on Facebook, you're not like me

You take pictures of yourself in the bathroom, you're not like me

The guys on Badoo, no, you're not like me, uh

You watch TV, no, you're not like me, uh-uh

You watch the game, no, you're not like me

Your favorite team, no, you're not like me

You watch the news on TV, no, you're not like me

Dancing on Saturdays, no, you're not like me

Baby I beg you, behave

I make myself a Crodino with the chimpanzee, oh

Yes, I'm drinking something invisible

I'm not myself, but I'm similar, eh

Now I say: "Behave", ehh

Because for me behaving is impossible, no

No, I didn't stay out until all hours, ah

I've done the impossible, impossible

On Fridays you leave me behind (no, no, no)

On Mondays you eat lunch at my place (no, no, no, no)

You watch TV at my place (no, no, no)

You tell me every day "Yes" (no, no, no, no)

On Monday I wake up and don't even know where

I have the keys to a house, I don't even know where it is

I'm awake during the week, from weekend to weekend

I come back in the morning, I don't even know how

Baby I beg you, tell me off

I don't watch TV, I'm a monkey, eh

And my children are chimmpanzees

Yes, I seem like a gorilla, eh-ehh

Baby I beg you, I'm sorry if

If I don't want to go out on Friday, go

If I don't want to wake up on Monday because

I want a butler and Ferrero Rocher, eh-eh

On Fridays you leave me behind (no, no, no)

On Mondays you eat lunch at my place (no, no, no, no)

You watch TV at my place (no, no, no)

You tell me every day "Yes" (no, no, no, no)

On Monday I wake up and don't even know where

I have the keys to a house, I don't even know where it is

I'm awake during the week, from weekend to weekend

I come back in the morning, I don't even know how

You're not like me, you're not like me

You're not like me, you're not like me

You're not like me, you're not like me

You're not like me, no, you're not like me