No me agarras más [English translation]

I believe in God, I believe in Buddha, I believe in the I Ching,

I believe in all the mormons and in the Tao te Ching,

I believe in Christ, in Jesus and the ayatollahs,

and I swear for God that I believe in Satan.

I believe in ufos, I believe in love,

and also I believe in hatred and in remorse.

I believe in the Pastor Gimenez1, I believe in Rasputin,

and I even have a secret faith in Goofy,

but I don't believe in you, I don't believe you anymore,

not even when you tell the time, you won't fool me,

and I don't know if you lie or you are delirious,

but I know you won't catch me anymore.

I believe in Krishna, I believe in Thor, I believe in Beelzebub

and in the good intentions of Patoruzú,

I also believe in the pyramids and in the Guru,

I believe in all what Pedro Romaniuk2 says

I'm a believer of the FIFA, I believe in Havelange,

and I swallow the tale of Silvio Soldan's hair.

I believe in Yeltsin, in Walesa, I believe in Arafat,

I believe in Viscontea and in the editorial Salvat,

but I don't believe in you, I don't believe you anymore,

not even when you tell the time, you won't fool me,

and I don't know if you lie or you are delirious,

but I know you won't catch me anymore.

I believe in Bayer, I believe in Philips and in the RCA,

I believe in all what the publicity says,

I believe in laws and treaties, I believe in the NATO,

I believe in Carlos Castaneda and his Don Juan

I believe in angels and witches, I believe in Iemanjá,

I believe in elfs, I believe in gnomes, I believe in Saravah.

Quetzalcoatl, Maradona and in Maracaná,

I believe in all what the Jehovah witnesses say,

but I don't believe in you, I don't believe you anymore,

not even when you tell the time, you won't fool me,

and I don't know if you lie or you are delirious,

but I know you won't catch me anymore.

I believe in all the range of religion,

and also almost all what the TV says,

I believe in Alberto Migré and in Abel Santa Cruz3,

in the pope, the Quran and the divine light,

I believe in the destiny a lot, and more in the karma,

I believe in myself and in Zarathustra and Saint Thomas.

I believe in democracy and the feudal order,

I believe in the difference between good and evil,

but I don't believe in you, I don't believe you anymore,

not even when you tell the time, you won't fool me,

and I don't know if you lie or you are delirious,

but I know you won't catch me anymore.

1. Argentinian Televangelist2. Argentinian ufologist3. Argentinian producers of telenovelas