No matter how I try
I just can't say goodbye
No matter what you say
Looks like I'm here to stay
No matter where I go
I don't know if you know
But everywhere we've been
I'm kept in quarantine
It's easy to see why
She's over six feet five
I'm only five foot two
Is there a Tyre somewhere
That might take me a spare
Is there a bank in town
That might cash me a pound
Is there a place you know
Where I can open the door
It's easy to see why
She's over six feet five
I'm only five foot two
Is there a Tyre somewhere
That might take me a spare
Is there a bank in town
That might cash me a pound
Is there a place you know
Where I can open the door
Oh I remember our first anniversary
It was one of those occasions where believe you, me
I would rather have been held ransom at the point of a gun
Then to suffer indignation for something I hadn't done
No matter how I try
I just can't say goodbye
No matter what you say
Looks like I'm here to stay