Nix Von Wegen [English translation]

That's looking good

It's going well

You didn't even have to lie

Because she didn't even ask

She says that in her free time she pushes her boundaries

Takes care of sick animals for disabled people

Likes political satire, and paints watercolors, but of course reading books is what she loves most of all

She likes guys with class

and what kind of things are you into?

Now don't say a word about... Star Trek

Not a word about Headshots

Not a word about Xbox

Not a word about pussy

Not a word about MMA

Not a word about hacking iPhones

Not a word about Jackass, YouPorn, taking drugs

In short, not a word about your life

She's looking good

It was bound to happen

She pulls the blood right out of your head

And your vocabulary

Shrinks down to "Yes,

that's just what I think." You look about as believable

as Münchhausen

And then she asks "so, what do you do?"

Homie, just say anything

but not a word

Not a word about Star Wars

Not a word about Saw 1 - 8

Not a word about Jackie Chan, turnstyle-jumping, getting laid

In short, not a word about

Your life