That's looking good
It's going well
You didn't even have to lie
Because she didn't even ask
She says that in her free time she pushes her boundaries
Takes care of sick animals for disabled people
Likes political satire, and paints watercolors, but of course reading books is what she loves most of all
She likes guys with class
and what kind of things are you into?
Now don't say a word about... Star Trek
Not a word about Headshots
Not a word about Xbox
Not a word about pussy
Not a word about MMA
Not a word about hacking iPhones
Not a word about Jackass, YouPorn, taking drugs
In short, not a word about your life
She's looking good
It was bound to happen
She pulls the blood right out of your head
And your vocabulary
Shrinks down to "Yes,
that's just what I think." You look about as believable
as Münchhausen
And then she asks "so, what do you do?"
Homie, just say anything
but not a word
Not a word about Star Wars
Not a word about Saw 1 - 8
Not a word about Jackie Chan, turnstyle-jumping, getting laid
In short, not a word about
Your life